From atop this high precipice be it decreed that in order to save the planet, winter must reign. Global warming is banished. Let there be cold, snow, ice, blizzards, and all manner of freezing! Trust that these measures are for your own good, sons of Adam and daughters of Eve. Sooner or later you'll come to appreciate the finer things of winter.
Look here, it's duck weather!
Author's Note: Photos taken at the Rocky River Reservation in North Olmsted, Ohio.